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CommentAuthorjoey t
- CommentTimeMay 16th 2008
against my better judgment i took a like 2 hits of weed at a friend of mines party about 2 weeks ago.
now im job hunting.
i normally never smoke.
answers?J Tunez is the lickS.U.B. is the cliiiiiicck!!! -
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CommentAuthordj100proof
- CommentTimeMay 16th 2008
4 weeks on average if you're a normal smoker. If you don't smoke at all, drink some cranberry juice and you should be good by now.
Not sure about that new hair folical bullshit they pull these days thodj100proof.com - MEMBERS ONLY - Twitter -
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CommentAuthordreama
- CommentTimeMay 16th 2008
pussie alert...30 days...go to tenszing momo ,word is it really works Ive never had a job that requires piss tests..so this is pure rumor,although my girl has always been hired after being tested..as for hair tests, no hope to change that...multilingual in the language of lovegolden rule is my tao -
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CommentAuthorAB
- CommentTimeMay 16th 2008
You're most likely fine.
The half life for THC in the body is 7 days, meaning every seven days you have half as much in your system as last week. For a clean person who takes two hits like you, you're most likely clean in 3-4 days. One spliff session will raise an average person up to about 200 measurable parts, whereas most tests measure 100 as the threshhold for a FAIL. But some jobs, especially government jobs, measure a FAIL at 20.
That said, there are a LOT of factors that affect this, mostly metabolism related since teh herbz are stored in your fat cells. If you work out regularly, you speed up the process. If you're a couch potato, it slows down.
Clean + 2 hits + 2 weeks = nothing to really worry about. But hit the gym, drink green tea and lots of water if you're stressin.pullin stringz like jimi hendrix space jam -
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- CommentAuthorKatelyn
- CommentTimeMay 16th 2008
30 days, give or take, but you should be fine by the time a company needs to drug test you. Especially since you don't normally have it in your system. (Push the test back as far as you can, though, if you're getting offers right now.) Drink plenty of water the two or three hours before you have to test. Best of all, get a job where they won't be testing you anyway.I write about music and stuff. -
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CommentAuthorAB
- CommentTimeMay 16th 2008 edited
Oh and hair tests are FuKt. I don't know how to beat these except to shave your head and armpits.
For a UA, make sure you have already pissed 2-3 times that day since your first one is the dirtiest. But don't overdo the water thing! A diluted sample also comes up as a FAIL. Gatorade and cran juice are good because they replace nutrients instead of just overhydrating your system.pullin stringz like jimi hendrix space jam -
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CommentAuthordreama
- CommentTimeMay 16th 2008 edited
sorry man that was rude of me... I respect those who know what theyre good with..except coke and h..multilingual in the language of lovegolden rule is my tao -
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- CommentAuthorKatelyn
- CommentTimeMay 16th 2008
Yeah, beat the hair tests by applying for a different job. Do you really want to work someplace where they analyze your HAIR to see what you're doing off the clock? JesusI write about music and stuff. -
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CommentAuthorjustbe
- CommentTimeMay 16th 2008
Yeah, don't get too gassed about it depending on what type of job you're looking for. There's a lot of industries that don't give a damn. -
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CommentAuthorjoey t
- CommentTimeMay 16th 2008 edited
i have long hair and am a normal no smoker, i would just clip the end.
"oh you need a hair sample? no prob! here you go"
besides idk about yall but i seem to not be able to find jobs that dont offer drug testing and FULL BACKGROUND CHECKS.J Tunez is the lickS.U.B. is the cliiiiiicck!!! -
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CommentAuthordreama
- CommentTimeMay 16th 2008
whacha wanting to do? im intuitive about destiny stuff.may have some direction..intuitively get a feeling you should look into a job at a club, I know that wont buy you a house but may be the stepping stone in the right direction..bet you look pretty in braids..not flirting.. jus saynmultilingual in the language of lovegolden rule is my tao -
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CommentAuthorjoey t
- CommentTimeMay 16th 2008
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CommentAuthorRipynt
- CommentTimeMay 16th 2008
Find a job that doesn't piss test...thats what I do...myspace.com/ripynt -
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CommentAuthorbedroomstomper
- CommentTimeMay 16th 2008
WEEED doesnt staay in your system long enough DUUUDE!Get your proof caluses STOMP -
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- CommentAuthorsergio
- CommentTimeMay 16th 2008
had to overcome this issue in order to participate in high school soccer this year. got caught NOT drinking or smoking at a party but apparently being around it is considered constructive possession and i had to do a test and go to a class. your best bet to get it out: run a LOT. go on a several mile run once a day if possible. keep the fluids going any way possible. the secret ingredient: go to GNC and buy a bottle of niacin 500 (dont get the no flush, that defeats the purpose) for like 5 bucks. take 2 a day preferably in a time where you can be alone or at home. it will make your skin feel really sunburnt for about 40 minutes but it helps clear your system. i knew more of the science about it back when i had to take it but all i know is it speeds up your fat cell burning and makes blood rush to your skin surface, a lot of bodybuilders do niacin flushes while working out to help build muscle. then you should be set.the team ill, we send you to hell fast, the cream build, you buried in belfast -
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CommentAuthorNot MTK
- CommentTimeMay 16th 2008
sergio:had to overcome this issue in order to participate in high school soccer this year. got caught NOT drinking or smoking at a party but apparently being around it is considered constructive possession and i had to do a test and go to a class. your best bet to get it out: run a LOT. go on a several mile run once a day if possible. keep the fluids going any way possible. the secret ingredient: go to GNC and buy a bottle of niacin 500 (dont get the no flush, that defeats the purpose) for like 5 bucks. take 2 a day preferably in a time where you can be alone or at home. it will make your skin feel really sunburnt for about 40 minutes but it helps clear your system. i knew more of the science about it back when i had to take it but all i know is it speeds up your fat cell burning and makes blood rush to your skin surface, a lot of bodybuilders do niacin flushes while working out to help build muscle. then you should be set.
lol I've been on sports teams where one of the players sold rocks to the coaches in HS, no jokeMTKSpace Raindrophustla -
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- CommentAuthorKatelyn
- CommentTimeMay 16th 2008
Joey you DO look pretty in braids!
Niacin (B5) can help, I have an unopened bottle you can have if you want. Sweat and water are best though. And time. If you know of a good sauna that isn't all gayed out, try that; I recommend Banya 5, a Russian hydrotherapy place down in SLU. You get in the dry sauna (it's traditional Russian stove-heated) for ten minutes, jump into a cold pool, chill out for a couple minutes, go back in the dry sauna for ten min, repeat... absolute miracle for circulation, general health and strengthens your immune system too. And has the nice side effect of flushing out "toxins"... Can say it's helpful from personal experience. Plus, you get to sweat it out with hot Russian girls! Stay the fuck away from the Golds Gym saunas unless you want to get jerked off by a fellow dude and then advertised on Craigslist.I write about music and stuff. -
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CommentAuthorkitty wu
- CommentTimeMay 16th 2008
everything everyone said is true...also keep in mind that thc stores in your body fat. the more fat you have, the longer it takes to get out of your system...if you are fairly lean you should be closer to the less than 30 days side.they were all...ergo...vis-à-vis...concordantly!!! and then there's me -
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CommentAuthorjoey t
- CommentTimeMay 17th 2008
thanks all.
katlelyn
lol at the "jerked off and put on craigslist"
i am going to guzzle hella water for the next couple weeks.
got a big ass job fair coming up and hopefully i can become a government paid sell out of my former self.J Tunez is the lickS.U.B. is the cliiiiiicck!!! -
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CommentAuthorSuge White
- CommentTimeMay 17th 2008
Dewd your fine already dont sweat it -
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CommentAuthorjoey t
- CommentTimeMay 17th 2008
naw
its just that i have a long history of having notoriously bad luck.
i mean like weird shit.
with my luck watch my urine test get confused with otto from the simpsons and i get arrested.J Tunez is the lickS.U.B. is the cliiiiiicck!!! -
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CommentAuthorSuge White
- CommentTimeMay 17th 2008
look dewd ive smoked everyday for like 13 yrs and ive beat every test
had a few "diluted" results but then you just retest
two hits= nothing -
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CommentAuthordawson
- CommentTimeMay 18th 2008
sergio that sucks our boring ass practices were the only reason i started smoking again.
joey have you considered getting one of those imitation dicks that keep piss at body temperature so you can take a clean leak on some real-life gatica shit? a kid i knew had one and said it worked wonders. the old homeless midget in the shirt (no homisimo) trick might be more cost-effective if you're unemployed at the moment, though. get at djnphared for grynch's numberlux brand sample sales -
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CommentAuthorslump
- CommentTimeMay 18th 2008
a couple tokes? pfft, forget about it. seriously -
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CommentAuthorjoey t
- CommentTimeMay 18th 2008
dawson:sergio that sucks our boring ass practices were the only reason i started smoking again.
joey have you considered getting one of those imitation dicks that keep piss at body temperature so you can take a clean leak on some real-life gatica shit? a kid i knew had one and said it worked wonders. the old homeless midget in the shirt (no homisimo) trick might be more cost-effective if you're unemployed at the moment, though. get at djnphared for grynch's number
grynch is a midget?J Tunez is the lickS.U.B. is the cliiiiiicck!!! -
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CommentAuthordawson
- CommentTimeMay 18th 2008
no just a wack short jokelux brand sample sales -
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CommentAuthorjoey t
- CommentTimeMay 18th 2008
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- CommentAuthorVs.
- CommentTimeMay 19th 2008
joey t:against my better judgment i took a like 2 hits of weed at a friend of mines party about 2 weeks ago.
Man, I f you don't have it built up over time in your system, it will be gone within a week, it's the cats who smoke on the daily that it takes time to get out, like amonth. But there is always a way to speed up the process....
now im job hunting.
i normally never smoke.
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CommentAuthorBLaNK
- CommentTimeMay 19th 2008
if u only took 2 hits and your not a chain smoker, lots of water and juices...3 days tops.Conflict Of Interest -
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CommentAuthorchev
- CommentTimeMay 19th 2008
Not MTK:
[quote][cite] nightclubberlang:[/cite] Ya'll the 11th man of rap. The Robert Swift with tatoos of this rap shit! The adonal foyle of the rap game. [/quote]
lol I've been on sports teams where one of the players sold rocks to the coaches in HS, no joke
was he a starter ? -
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CommentAuthorAmber Alert
- CommentTimeMay 19th 2008
This thread is super cute!Oh that Amber, she’ll get in the car with anybody -
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